A sales rep, an admin clerk, and the manager are walking along the road to lunch one day, when they find an antique oil lamp on the roadside. They rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, “Wow, I’ve been in there a long time. Thanks for letting me out. As a reward, I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
Me first, me first, says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof, she’s gone.
Me next, me next, says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life. Poof, he’s gone.
OK you’re up, the genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have first say!!!